Mom, Hawkeye and Shane

Hawkeye and Shane's Stories

As dictated to Elizabeth Hane

by Hawkeye

Shane is too obsessed with fetching to pause long enough to tell his story, so I'll have to tell both of our stories. The first year of my life was horrible, and I am still suffering from bad memories. I was tied up in the backyard and no one played with me, talked to me or tried to train me. After a year, I ran away from home. A nice family found me, and they were going to keep me, but since I hadn't been trained, I had bad manners, and I frightened their young children. So they called Bob Bornstein of Sooner Golden Retriever Rescue, who tracked down my owner. My owner said I was a worthless dog, and they could just keep me.

So I became a Rescue dog, and I was placed in foster care with Pat Kelly. Pat already had a golden named Madison, who is a therapy dog, and therefore well trained. She loved me and took care of me, and I liked being with Madison, even though he suffered from thyroid problems and was somewhat of a slug. Pat started trying to find a home for me, and kept telling her friend Nancy Hane what a great dog I was. But the Hanes already had a dog, a 17-year-old mixed-breed named Blitzen who would not like it if they suddenly got a year-old golden retriever.

The Hanes say that what happened next is proof that God must have a sense of humor. I hadn't been at Pat's very long when Blitzen died quite suddenly of kidney failure. She had been a member of the family for so long that their grief was understandable. After just a week, they could hardly stand coming home to an empty house, and felt they needed a new friendly face to greet them each day. So Carl and Nancy took their son, Andy, up to see me and see if I was suitable. I saw Andy come in the door, and knew instantly that this was the family for me. He was 14, and thus could handle my rambunctiousness. I jumped up on my hind legs and put them on his shoulders, pushing him down onto the couch, and claimed him as mine. A few days later, their daughter, Elizabeth, and her friend Joye came by Pat's to see me, too, and I impressed them as well. So the Hanes took me in, and I had a new home.

Shane came along a few years later. Bob Bornstein called the house one night and asked Carl if they could possibly take a foster dog. Carl and Nancy discussed it, and decided to take in Shane as a foster dog. When Shane arrived, I could hardly believe my eyes. He was a bit taller than I am, and the same dark red color (we call blond goldens "butt-colored" since they are the same color as the fur on my back side.) But he was very thin, and you could see his ribs. When we wrestled and played, I beat him up all the time. I wasn't too sure I wanted a brother. But I felt bad for Shane, especially after I heard his story.

Like me, he had been neglected, in a way. He had been trained, and was an excellent retriever. But he had never been petted, brushed or loved on. He didn't know what to do when someone petted him, and he wiggled everywhere. He never actually asked to be petted, either. He'd much rather fetch, since that's all he'd ever been praised for. He had been raised from a puppy by a family in Austin, Texas, and they had a female golden, too. The family bred the two of them, and when the puppies were grown, they took Shane and his mate to the pound. Shane had acquired worms at the pound, and was thus as thin as a rail. You could see all his ribs, and his backbone stuck out. The pound in Austin called Bob, and a nice lady brought them up to OKC because Austin doesn't have a Rescue. Shane's mate was adopted out immediately, but Shane had to stay in a kennel until he was placed in foster care with us.

I wasn't too sure what to think of Shane. Why did they feel they needed another dog when they had me? I realized eventually that they got Shane for me to play with, though. He likes to wrestle and play, when he's not fetching, and we became good friends. Eventually, when his worms were gone, he put on a lot of weight, and now weighs a whopping 75 pounds. He beats me up, now, when we play, because he can, and he remembers how much I beat him up when he was sick. The Hanes decided that we got along so well, they'd adopt Shane as well, so now we both brighten their lives. Nancy says we are both goofy. I don't know why she says this. Shane is a bit odd, since he is afraid of thunder, and jumps the gate to the utility room and goes and hides under their bed when it storms. Sometimes I feel insecure, and I carry a security blanket around with me. Sometimes there's no blanket available, though, and I have to resort to carrying around a stolen toilet seat cover.... I especially like to do this when there is company coming over. Shane is doing much better, and likes to be petted, although you pretty much have to take all of his toys away before he even thinks of it. The Hanes have decided that at 10:00 every night, all the toys must go back on top of the refrigerator, because they are tired of throwing slimy balls and toys for Shane. So Shane looks sad for awhile, but then he starts looking for attention. Sometimes I have to drag him around by his collar to make sure he doesn't get all the attention, though. I can't understand why they say we're goofy, can you?


Hawkeye rests with Squeaky Santa while Shane waits for a tennis ball

Hawkeye and Squeaky 
Santa Shane waits for a tennis 
ball
Shane with a stick


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