From: remande@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Neuromantic)
Subject: Chocolate mooose.
Date: 28 Feb 93 16:49:27 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute

Noo, toodie wee well meg dee chocolate mooose.  Step oone, geet a
five-pound block oof chocolate.
<5 lb. chocolate hefted onto table.  THUNK!>

Step twoo, get dee mooose.  Heer, mooosee mooosee mooosee mooosee!
<moose walks into kitchen.>

Step three, put dee mooose een dee bleender.
<moose looks quizically as chef puts moose in blender, head first.>
<Vreee!  Vreee!  Vruuunk!>

Nuutice: dee bleender cun't hundel dee entlers.  Put dee entlers een
last.
<chef reverses moose, puts back in blender.  Moose raises front legs
in "why me?" gesture>
<Vreee!  Vreee! Vruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunknknknknk>
<Chef pulls antlers out of blender>

Seeve dee entlers, yoo cun use dem fur furks.

Steep three: cuut chocolate eentoo leetle bite-size peeces.  Heer, we
uuse a cleever.
<Chef attempts to chop chocolate block with meat cleaver, but only
succeeds in breaking the cleaver.>

Dees is guud chocolate.  Weell, eef at furst yuu dun't succeed, pass
dee buck.  Get dee asseesteent.  Aseesteent!
<Miss Piggy, in chef's hat and apron, enters kitchen.>
Asseesteent, pulees cuut dee chocolate eentoo leedle bite-size peeces.
<Miss Piggy karate-chops chocolate block into little pieces, leaving
chocolate all over counter.>

Theenk yooo, asseestent.
<Miss Piggy leaves.  Chef uses dustpan and broom to collect chocolate pieces>

Steep fuur, put chocolate een weeth moose, und bleend egen.
<dumps dumps chocolate into blender, and turns it on.  He has
forgotten to place the lid on the blender, however, and chocolate
moose begins to cover the chef and his kitchen.>

Allweeys remembur oone uf twoo theengs.  Eether puut dee leed on dee
bleender, ur meg shuur det yuur diiners ur een dee keetchen.
<Collects chocolate moose from his apron using his finger, then tastes
it.>

Uum!  Dees ees guud mooosee!



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