You Have New Mail

Elm:	I can show you your mail; take you letter by letter. Tell me user when did you last let the filter decide.
	I can open your files; look at all of those headers! Forward or backward I can sort by date or name or time.
Chorus:	You have new mail! A brand new message here for you! No one to tell us "no! Disk overflow!" or say "You're over quota!"
User:	I have new mail! From unseen sites I never knew! But with my viewer here It's crystal clear That I can read all my new mail with you!
Elm:	Unbelievable size! Indescribable format! Flames and postings come mingled From an endless usenet site!
User:	I have new mail!
Elm:	(Don't you dare close that file)
User:	A hundred thousand things to read
Elm:	(Set biff to y -- it get's better)
User:	I've got to save it all, We'll have a ball! Just put it in this subdirectory.
Both:	I/You have new mail! And brand new networks to peruse I'll log in anywhere There&39;s time to spare Oh let me read all this new mail with you!
Elm:	You have new mail!
User:	Come on let's read!
Both:	A thousand sites! For you and me....

Last update: 15 March 2007
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