Welcome to the 'Net,
I guess you all know why we're here.
My name is Tommy, and I became brain-dead this year.
If you want to follow me,
You've got to spam them all.
And plug in your modem,
Turn on your spamware,
You know where to put the cork.
Hey you, gettin' pissed,
So sorry I got you fussed.
Hey you, robbin' your provider,
Spammers don't bust.
Hey, hung up on Mr. Rowan,
I'm glad to see you've cussed.
'Cause you ain't gonna report me, any of those ways,
Although you think you must.
We're not gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it!
Never did and never will.
We're not gonna take it!
Gonna break it,
Gonna shake it,
Let's forget it better still.
Now you can't LART me,
My headers are truly sealed.
You can't bitch either,
Your email is filled.
You can't do nothin',
And spamming completes the dare.
Here comes Uncle Tommy to guide you to
Your very own spamware.
We're not gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it!
Never did and never will.
Don't want no religion,
And as far as we can tell.
We ain't gonna take you.
Never did and never will.
We're not gonna take you!
We forsake you,
Gonna rape you,
Let's forget you, better still.
See me.
Feel me.
LART me.
Heal me.
See me.
Feel me.
LART me.
Heal me.
Listening to you, I get the music.
Gazing at you, I feel the heat.
Following you, I climb the mountain,
I get so clueful at your feet.
Spam's behind me, I see the millions.
On you, I see the glory.
From you, I get opinions.
From you, I nuke my spamware.
[Daniel Macks]
[Internet Songbook]
Last update: 15 March 2007 This page maintained by Daniel Macks. Please mail me with any concerns or suggestions.