We Two Geeks

By: Arne "ACK!" Knudson, Jeremy "Gaffer" Gaffney, Chris "crism" Maden, Lee "Pandion" Silverman, Mike "MichaelSoft" Johnson
Original: "We Three Kings"

We two geeks in 101 are
Yelling at the hotsheet Czar.
Working, slaving,
Ne'er complaining,
Playing with Foobar.
Oh, oh,
Mac of wonder,
Screen alight
Please don't eat
Their disks tonight.
We save their papers,
Fill the staplers,
Feed the printers every night.

We two geeks of GCC fight
To get the printers working right
Using form feeds,
Fixing wire leads,
Leaving them on all night.
Oh, oh,
Set the margins,
Left and right.
Turn to green
The Ready light.
Save the file,
Then wait a while,
Because the print queue's out of sight.

We two geeks of Champlin walk
Sixteen miles, and then the door's locked.
To wait's no fun,
When no one comes
And hours pass on the clock.
Oh, Oh,
It's rather late,
The door's shut tight,
No one cares
About our plight.
And as we stew,
Our nose turns blue.
What fun, each freezing, dreary night.

Last update: 15 March 2007
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