Uncle Thpamford

By: David Bromage
Original: "Uncle Albert (Admiral Halsey)" (Paul McCartney)

I'm not sorry Uncle Thpamford
I'm not sorry if we caused you any pain
I'm not sorry Uncle Thpamford
But there's no one left who'll sign
And you won't get peered again

I'm not sorry but we haven't heard a thing from you
I'm not sorry Uncle Thpamford
But if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring

I'm not sorry Uncle Thpamford
But I haven't read a single spam all day
I'm not sorry Uncle Thpamford
But our blood goes on the boil when you so easily spam away

Spammed across the water
Spammed across the sky
Spammed across the water
Spammed across the sky

Mr. Lawlor notified me
He had to cut you off or he couldn't get to sleep
He had to pull the plug just to make the network free of your spam
His line began to melt so he dropped you in the can

You spammed like a weasel, got around
Plug was pulled, fell on the ground
TOSsed again, moved around
You lied like a weasel, got around
Plug was pulled, fell on the ground
TOSsed again, ran aground

Last update: 15 March 2007
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