Those were the Days

By: Admin Treehouse
Original: "Those were the Days" (Mary Hopkins)

Once upon a time there was a spammer
Who like to sell us dreams of wealth and hair
Remember how we laughed away his advert
Think of all the wasted time we spent

And all the spam my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd shout and curse
At Penile porno ads
At 419'er scam
We'd fight and never loose
But we were young and sure to win the day
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Whack!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Then the tricky spam went rushing by us
Raped some open relays on the way
If by chance we'd seen it while it happened
We'd smile at on another and we'd slay

And all the spam my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd shout and curse
At Penile porno ads
At 419'er scam
We'd fight and never loose
Those were the days
Oh yes, those were good days
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Whack!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Just tonight I went and killed a thousand
Nothing seems to matter anyhow
In the logs I see another million
Did it really matter how they died?

And all the spam my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd shout and curse
At Penile porno ads
At 419'er scam
We'd fight and never loose
Those were the days
Oh yes, those were good days
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Whack!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Whack!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Ahhhhh, Diiiiiiieeeeee!

Then we saw a now familiar pattern
A client virus hacked and used to spam
Oh my friend, we're older but no wiser
For in our hearts we say the same

And all the spam my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd shout and curse
At Penile porno ads
At 419'er scam
We'd fight and never loose
Those were the days
Oh yes, those were good days
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Whack!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Whack!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Whack!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Begone now foul spammer!
Begone now foul spammer!
Begone now foul spammer!
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Last update: 15 March 2007
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