SpamSpotting

By: Pete Lucas
Original: "Trainspotting Theme"

Choose Netcom, Choose UUNet dialups,
Choose Poverty, Choose knuckledragging; Choose MLM
Choose MegaNet$, Choose to be booted off 10 ISPs in 5 days,
Choose living the rest of your life in a trailer-park,
Choose to be the Internet's laughing stock,
Choose to buy into every get-rich scheme you see,
Choose ugliness, CHOOSE TO TYPE ALL YOUR MESSAGES IN UPPER CASE,
Choose a real bogus domain-name and then claim it never happened,
Choose wifebeating,
Choose a "home business" stuffing envelopes for 16 hours a day,
Choose a fat lingerie-wearing alcoholic sex-pest as a business-partner,
Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care,
Choose a visit from the USPS inspector, Choose cracking,
Choose cheating, Choose fraudulent business practises,
Choose to be ass-licked by the media then accuse them of anti-spammer bias,
Choose to disgrace yourselves across the network in full view of the world,
Choose Sanford Wallace,
Choose John Hufnal Smith. Choose Joe Mastrianni.
Choose self-deception and delusions of adequacy,
Choose "99 million addresses on CD for $19.99",
Choose opt-out, Choose Stealth-mailer and Extractor-pro,
Choose Satan, Choose Laundry-CDs, porn and free pagers,
Choose to believe Sanford's PR stunts then pretend they never happened,
Choose 800-number messages of mind-numbing, spirit-crushing dross,
Choose to think NOIC or IEMMC will stand up for you,
Choose a no-hope TLD from an offshore island,
Choose hate-mail and threatening phone-calls at 3AM,
Choose injunctions, subpoenas, and a meeting with the Judge;
Choose $17,000 fines and having your PC seized by the Feds,
Choose Embarrassment,
Choose Odium,
Choose SPAM!

Last update: 15 March 2007
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