Spam

By: Ron Ritzman
Original: "Signs"

The spam said 100,000 home workers needed right away
So I clicked on the link and mailed the jerk
Asking how much would he pay
He said "your profile says you're a visionary,
I think that you will do"
So I grabbed my mallet and went to his trailer
"Imagine me working for you"

Spam spam everywhere there's spam
Blocking up my mailbox, kicking my can
Buy this please click that
Can't you read the spam

The spam says anybody who complains
Will be sued on sight
so I picked up the phone and yelled at the slime
"What gives you the right
To send me your crap and threaten me
And make me pay for it too
If God were here, he'd tell it to your face
You must be some kind of scammer"

Spam spam everywhere there's spam
Blocking up my mailbox, kicking my can
Buy this please click that
Can't you read the spam

Hey mister can't you see
It ain't spam so says Murkowski
You can't object no you can't be removed
you ain't supposed to be here.

The spam says you have to kiss my ass
I have first amendment rights, HUH?

The spam says chickenboners welcome
We are bulletproof
But when I hit the "H" key to see the headers
I still saw the spoof
So I hit "compose" in my mailer
and wrote my own little note
It said "Thank you Paul Vixie for the RBL
Please add this goat"

Spam spam everywhere there"s spam
Blocking up my mailbox, kicking my can
Buy this please click that
Can't you read the spam

Last update: 15 March 2007
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