Spam

By: Turgidson
Original: "Stand" (REM)

Spam in my mailbox at work, (now I'm mad)
Think about a lawsuit, wonder why I haven't before,
Spam in my mailbox at home, (swear out loud)
Think about the FTC and wonder why I haven't before.

The spam is there without any doubt.
The netblocks are there to keep the spam out.
If wishes were trees, savetrees would be fallin',
Listen to reason, the Smith Bill is callin',

Oh, spam in my face all the time,
Think I'll join up with CAUCE; wonder why I haven't before,
Spam in my newsgroups all day,
Think I'll write my Senators, I wonder why I haven't...

We'll make spam a thing of the past, (yes we will!)
We'll make spam a thing of the past, (yes we will!)
The courts are there to punish the scum,
The spammers get nailed, because they're so dumb.

We won.

Last update: 15 March 2007
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