Sleazy Mark

By: Ilan Mayer
Original: "Clementine" (Percy Montrose)

In a dingy, run-down trailer,
In a seedy trailer park,
Dwelt a loner, chicken-boner,
And his name was "Sleazy Mark."

Oh you loner, chicken-boner,
Oh you sleazy spawn of spams,
Do not send me any junk mail,
I don't care for all your scams.

Sleazy Mark set up a web-site,
Advertising some new scam,
Then took out his bulk e-mailer,
And sent forth his spew of spam.

Oh you loner...

But his spam has reached a LARTer
Who reported him at once,
So they nuked his sleazy web-site,
And they TOSsed all his accounts.

Oh you loner...

Sleazy Mark went out of business,
Lost his trailer and PC,
And the moral of this story:
"Spamming leads to bankruptcy."

Oh you loner...

Last update: 15 March 2007
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