Sergent Burner's Lonely Lart Club Band

By: Matt Magnasco
Original: "Sergent Pepper's Lonely Heart&39;s Club Band" (Beatles)

(Written for Afterburner, Neurotoxin, and Nyarlathotep)

It was twenty days ago today
Sgt. Burner taught new LARTers to slay.
They're here for every rank and file,
LARTing spammers now and all the while,
So may I introduce to you,
The E.A.G.'s you've known for all these years
Sergeant Burner's Lonely LART Club Band!

We're Sergeant Burner's Lonely LART Club Band.
We hope you will enjoy the show.
Sergeant Burner's Lonely LART Club Band.
Sit back and let the mallets go.
Sergeant Burner's Lonely
Sergeant Burner's Lonely
Sergeant Burner's Lonely LART Club Band.

It's wonderful to be here,
It's certainly a thrill.
You're such a lovely audience.
We'd Like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home.

I don't really want to stop the show.
But I thought you might like to know.
That the malleteers are gonna bash a gong
Whacking spammers who have done us wrong.
So let me introduce to you,
The three and only Malleteers!
And Sergeant Burner's Lonely LART club band.

>From: rritzman@mindspring.com (Ron Ritzman) >Here is an alternate opening...

It was 13 months ago today
Sgt. Burner came to save the day
Erols was a den of spam
Sgt. Burner said "I'm your man"
So may I introduce to you
Now suplemented by two
Sgt. Burner's Lonely LART Club Band

Last update: 15 March 2007
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