Sanford Hillbillies

By: DfrntDrums
Original: "Beverly Hillbillies Theme"

Come and listen to a story 'bout the King of Spam
A poor Pennsylvanian, used to be a pizza man
And then one day, while delivering a box
He had an idea knocked him out of his socks
(Spam, that is...useless junk, worthless trash)

Now the first thing you know ol' San's a millionaire
His kinfolk said, "Now will you move out of here?"
Netizens said jail is the place he ought to be
Anti-spammers locked and loaded, and the rest is history
(Lawsuits lost, big court costs)

We would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
To see a newborn Sanford who's now squeaky clean and thin
You're all invited back next week to share some NANAE chow
To have a heaping helping of "What's Sanford doing now?"
(Y'all come back now, heah?)

Last update: 15 March 2007
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