San, the Evil Spammer

San the Evil Spammer
Lives by the sea
With in-laws in a trailer park
In the land of Pennsylvanee

Little Sannie Spammer
Loved that old pink stuff
And sent it out to millions until
His life was made tough

p One bright day it happened
His connection was no more
And Sannie had to close up shop
And cease his squealing roar

His head was bent in sorrow
Charges fell like rain
No one's letting Sannie play
His greedy little game

Without his lifelong scams
San cannot be brave
He plays the victim in the news
And slinks into his cave

Oh, San the Evil Spammer
Lives by the sea
And wonders he can do now
To feed his family

San the Evil Spammer
Tries to hide his tracks
But watch out for his paper trail
He's going back to fax

Last update: 15 March 2007
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