We Read It on the Bilkboard

By: John B. Root
Original: "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" (Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Oo, betcha wond'rn' how we knew
'Bout your plans to fire up more spew.
Through some other crook that we squashed before.
"Bullet-proof web pages for...just eighty dollars more."
It took you by surprise, we read you say,
When you were LARTed right after you paid.
Ya see--

We read it on the Bilkboard,
Just how fast that BOFH cut your cord.
We read it on the Bilkboard,
And we're just about to slam the door.
Charlie, Charlie, feh!

You know that a spamking will always lie.
You should go back to makin' fries.
No matter which junk mailer you use,
5-7-1: "Warriors refused."
Well JT's stock just took a dive,
And you lost your A: drive.
Ya see--

We read it on the Bilkboard,
Just how fast that BOFH cut your cord.
We read it on the Bilkboard,
And we're just about to slam the door.
Charlie, Charlie, feh!

With half the posts being commie trolls
And the rest being bulk scams,
We can't help but be amused
When you bite at all those flim-flams.
Do you think it makes us sad
When we have to mallet your gonads?
Hell no--

We read it on the Bilkboard,
Just how fast that BOFH cut your cord.
We read it on the Bilkboard,
And we're just about to slam the door.
Charlie, Charlie, feh!

[clue jam & fade]

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