Puttin' On The Ritz

By: Ron Ritzman
Original: "Puttin' on the Ritz"

If you're bored and you don't know
What to do why don't you troll
Where the mallet sits
Puttin on the Ritz

What sign should I leave
Xheader deadchicken or Summary
Whatever fits
Puttin on the Ritz

Acting like a million dollar goober
Trying hard to troll like Johnny Grubor
Super duper

If you're bored and you don't know
What to do why don't you troll
where the mallet sits
Puttin on the Ritz

Have you seen those without clues
Doing all that net abuse
With their spamware pumping hard
Grabbing addys by the yard

RFMS to aye owe el
Until AB ring their bell
Spending every dime
Paying Ameritech's fine

If you're bored and you don't know
What to do why don't you troll
where the mallet sits
Puttin on the Ritz

What sign should I leave
Dejanews or my name rot13ed
I'l give them fits
Puttin on the Ritz

Acting like a million dollar goober
Trying hard to troll like Johnny Grubor
Super duper

So if you're bored and want to be hit
With frozen trouts and hear "aw shits"
Puttin on the Ritz

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