Owner of a Lonely Lart

By: Richard K Bethell
Original: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" (Yes)

Spam yourself
You say I have no life
Reporting your abuse
Shoot yourself
You are the junk you send
Your ISP is calling you a luser

See yourself
You aren't the joe you faked
Beer and 'bones--and LART's your only way

Fake--fake yourself
You're every MLM you scrape
So the banner goes

Owner of a lonely LART
Owner of a lonely LART
Much better than--a
Defendent of AOL landsharks
Owner of a lonely LART

Smith--you don't want to chance it
Like your Junk Faxing before

Watch it now
The mallet in the sky
How it desecndin' one and only
Spew--screw yourself
No not for spamming's sake
Those "ticklish guys" can just be lonely
Be yourself
Give your return address a chance
We want to RE: your $UCCEED!!!!

Owner of a lonely LART
Owner of a lonely LART
Much better than--a
Defendent of AOL landsharks
Owner of a lonely LART

Last update: 15 March 2007
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