Old Time Whack-A-Mole

By: root
Original: "Old Time Rock and Roll" (Bob Seger)

Just take those old mallets off shelf,
I'll sit and use 'em all by myself.
Today's spammers ain't got any soul,
I like that old time whack-a-mole.

Don't try to take me to a trial,
You&ll never even get the ca-ase heard.
The judge'll laugh at the little turd,
I like that old time whack-a-mole.

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Still like that old time whack-a-mole,
That kind of *plonk*ing just soothes the soul.
I reminisce about the days of old,
With that old time whack-a-mole!

Always send my spam to abuse-@,
I'd rather hear some spammers go SPLAT.
There's more than one way to skin a cat,
Start playing old time whack-a-mole!

Call me a censor, call me what you will,
Say that I'm old-fashioned say I'm over the hill.
Today's spammers ain't got any soul,
I like that old time whack-a-mole.

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Last update: 15 March 2007
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