Ode to an Open Server

By: Beebit
Original: (Lionel Ritchie)

I get another bleedin' UCE,
With half the world appearing as CC:
And so I telnet over just to see,
HELO
Is it me you had mail for?
So I look up where you are,
And I check out what you'd do,
Are you sitting there wide open?
Can some spammer relay through?
Are you misconfigured, or
Have your admins got a clue?
Or are they just too fscking lazy
To close you?

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