Ode to an Open Server

By: DfrntDrums
Original: "I Don't Know How to Love Him"

I don't know how to sell things
What to do, how to move things
So I spam
I simply spam
I spam all day, I spam all night
I spam and spam and spam
Is that alright?

Why do you e-mail me to "go to hell?"
Why won't anybody buy what I sell?
I never thought I'd come to this
Losing AOL

I don't know how to take this
I don't see why you hate me
It's a spam
It's just a spam
I turn away
With heavy sighs
And now must learn to say
"Do you want fries?"

Last update: 15 March 2007
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