NANAE Christmas Song

By: Phoenix
Original: "Christmas Song" (Mel Torme)

Jack Frost roasting on an open fire
Coffee'd cat nipping at your toes
Yuletide spammers being baptised by fire
And marshals standing by with fire hose

Everybody knows
Gasoline and matches to go
Help to make the season bright.
Tater tots with embers all a-glow
We'll find it hard to sleep tonight

We know the Cabal's on its way;
It's loaded lots of LARTs and noogies on this day.
And ev'ry mother's child is gonna spy
To see if spammers really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering through all this haze
To kids who're good or even you;
Although it's been screamed many times, many ways
"Merry Christmas to you."

Last update: 25 July 2003
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