Mallet Rag

By: David Cathey
Original: "Vatican Rag" (Tom Lehrer)

First you log on, password please,
Fiddle with them 'puter keys,
Read the headers where it's told,
and Whack-a-mole, whack-a-mole, whack-a-mole!

Pickle Jar nukes are automatics,
When he's LART'ed by Bill Mattocks,
Ev'rybody say his own,
Eulogy for SPAM-bone,
Doing the Mallet Rag!

Last update: 25 July 2003
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