How am I Supposed to Lag Without You

By: unknown
Original: (Michael Bolton)

I could hardly believe it
When I logged back on today,
The console beeped and told me "*** You have mail." It was the MAILER-DAEMON,
said my mail had bounced again
It said "HOST UNKOWN," I should have sent it snail.

So tell me all about it, tell me while I sit here waiting.
Tell me why server seems so slow.

Tell me how am I supposed to lag without you?
Now that all your answers take so long.
How am I supposed to lag without you?
How am I to find a link that's gone?
Well my screen is locked, I'll boot and log back on.

I didn't come here for cryin' out loud.
It&39;s just my server's always down.
and the ops on all the #channels have me banned.
Can I blame this addiction
When my grades are failure bound.
I just hope the bots will op me like a friend.

And I don't wanna know the tests I'm gonna fail for geeking.
this IRC is more that I can take.

Tell me how am I supposed to lag without you?
Now that I've been /msg'ing you so long.
How am I supposed to lag without you ?
How am I to find a link that's gone ?
Oops, my screen is locked. I'll boot and log back on.

bridge

And I don't wanna face my parents when they get my report card.
Now that their warnings have come true

Tell me how am I supposed to lag without you?
Now that I've been living here so long.
How am I supposed to lag without you?
How am I to play this MUD alone?
Dammit! My screen is locked. It's time to head on home.

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