It's My Mailbox (I'll Complain If I Want to)

By: DfrntDrums
Original: "It's My Party (I'll Cry If I Want to)" (Lesley Gore)

(chorus)
It's my mailbox, I'll complain if I want to
Complain if I want to
Complain if I want to
You'd complain too if it happened to you

Johnny and Susie lived in a tin house
Gnawed chicken, drank beer from the can
Had trouble paying their bills
So they decided to spam

(chorus)

They found a salesman who promised the moon
Said, "Tell ya what I'm gonna do...
6,000,000 names for $299
And every one asked for your spew."

(chorus)

They took a chain letter found in their mail
Bought Stealth Mailer with their last dime
E-mailed it to the CD
100 of the names were mine!

(chorus)

The LART came swiftly and true
The smell of roast spammer was sweet
Still clueless, the spammers' last words
Were, "Why don't you just press delete?"

(chorus)
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