The Information Highway Blues

By: Jack "Blues" Jung

My baby's got my 486.
My cellular phone's on the blink.
My fax's gone off to fax heaven,
And Pay-Per-View stinks.

I got the blues, I got the Information Highway bluuuuues.
I got the bluuuuues, I got the Information Highway blues.

I lost my account on the Internet.
My email's been revoked.
My modem's stuck at 300 baud,
And my terminal just blinks.

I got the blues, I got the Information Highway bluuuuues.
I got the bluuuuues, I got the Information Highway blues.

My head spins from Virtual Reality.
I don't have Video on demand.
I can't read my Personal Newspaper,
And Shop-At-Home has kinks.

I missed the on-ramp, to the Information Highway bluuuues.
I missed the onnnn-ramp, to the Information Highway blues.

Last update: 25 July 2003
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