I'm Going To Ban Your Domain, Ha-Ha
(The Lament of Phil Lawlor XIV)

By: The One and Only Real True Phoenix
Original: "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Ha" (Napoleon XIV)

Remember when you complained
And I got on my box and said your kind caused my routers to go beserk?
Well, you objected anyhow
And then everything got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind and...

I'm going to ban your domain, ha-ha!
I'm going to ban your domain, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha!!
"To many messages" is what I will say all the time
And I'll be happy to rack your entire network with my clients' latest trash
And I'm going to ban your domain, ha-ha!!!

You thought it was abuse and so you complained
You complained when I had said unplugging spammers would make me flip my lid. Right?
You know you yelled, I heard you yell.
You yelled, you yelled and yelled and yelled some more
But, now you know I'm over the edge. And...

I'm going to ban your domain, ha-ha!
I'm going to ban your domain, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha!!
From the AGIS home of frauds and scammers and sleazeball kings
And system admins who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And I'm going to ban your domain, ha-ha!!!

I spammed your mail, I spammed your news
And this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds, huh?
Well you just wait, I'll catch you yet
And when I do I'll report you to the FBI you hacking crook! And...

I'm going to ban your domain, ha-ha!
I'm going to ban your domain, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha!!
"To many messages" is what I will say all the time
And I'll be happy to rack your entire network with my clients' latest trash
And I'm going to ban your domain, ha-ha!!!
From the AGIS home of frauds and scammers and sleazeball kings
And system admins who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And I'm going to ban your domain, ha-ha!!!

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