If I Had a Spammer

By: DfrntDrums
Original: "If I Had a Hammer" (Peter, Paul & Mary)

If I had a spammer
I'd lart him in the morning
I'd lart him in the evening
All over the net

I'd lart him off netcom
I'd lart him off p - s - i
I'd lart him from bellsouth through mom and pop providers
All over the net
Oooh

Now I have a mallet
And I have a kill
And I have a song to sing
All over the net
It's the mallet of justice!
It's the kill of freeeeeedom!
It's a song to bring back love Between my brothers and my sisters
All over the net

Last update: 25 July 2003
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