By: Clifton T. Sharp Jr.
Original: "She's Not There" (The Zombies)

Well, no one asked him to mail us,
With all his lies.
Well, no one asked him to mail us,
We heard his victims' cries.
But it's too late to say he's sorry,
(How would I know? Why should I care?)
Please don't try to find his web site,
He's not there!

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way he spammed,
The nice admin and the punishment so fair!
His spam was way uncool,
His system quick to LART,
And he's not there!

Well, no one asked him to mail us
His doggy-doo.
Well, no one asked him to mail us,
His admin knew.
But it's too late to say he's sorry,
(How would I know? Why should I care?)
Please don't try his Hotmail address,
He's not there!

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way he spammed,
The nice admin and the punishment so fair!
His spam was way uncool,
His system quick to LART,
And he's not there!

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