Hark, the Thankful Users Sing

By: Arne "ACK!" Knudson, Jeremy "Gaffer" Gaffney, Chris "crism" Maden, Lee "Pandion" Silverman, Mike "MichaelSoft" Johnson
Original: "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing"

"Hark!" the thankful users sing,
"Glory to consulting!"
"My disk was jammed, it ate my file--
They saved 'em both, and with a smile.
They showed us how to use e-mail,
Without them we would surely fail."
"Hark!" the thankful users sing,
"Glory to consulting!"

"Hark!" the worried users sing,
"Glory to consulting!"
"My words had spilled right off my screen.
I did not know what this could mean.
They got the ruler, set the style
Clicked the mouse, and saved my file."
"Hark!" the worried users sing,
"Glory to consulting!"

"Hark!" the clueless users sing,
"Glory to consulting!"
"They put up with our lack of brains--
We've sparked the ire of most CITTRAINs.
They try to teach us what they know,
But we can't learn, we're just too slow."
"Hark!" the clueless users sing,
"Glory to consulting!"
"Hark!" the clueless users sing,
"um...er...oh! Glory to consulting!"

Last update: 25 July 2003
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