God Help You, Mister Nausea

By: Arne "ACK!" Knudson, Jeremy "Gaffer" Gaffney, Chris "crism" Maden, Lee "Pandion" Silverman, Mike "MichaelSoft" Johnson
Original: "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen"

God help you, Mister Nausea,
Your smell drives us away...
Please stand a little more down wind--
You need some Right Guard spray.

Your posts are most apalling
To you, we have to say:
"Please go shower, put on clothes,
And aftershave,
aftershave.
Take a shower, put on clothes, and aftershave."

Last update: 25 July 2003
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