#deinf _ORIG_BY__ Jefferson Airplane Internet Songbook: Go Ask AGIS

Go Ask AGIS

By: DfrntDrums
Original: "Ask Alice"

One spam offers riches
And one spam offers stealth
And the one your sponsor gives you
Promises potency and health
Go ask agis
About spammer wealth

And if you go spamming NANAE
And you know you're gonna fall
Tell 'em all hookah-smoking computer hippies
Have given your provider a call
Like agis
We'll flatten your balls

When the man in the abuse department
Stands up and tells you you've been nuked
And your website's a smoking crater
And the domain name you forged sues
Go ask agis
I think they'll know
About the fortune that can be made
Off of spamming schemes and scams
Now they're white hats moving forwards
And their spammers are all banned
Go ask agis
How you'll all be damned
Lose the spam
Lose the spam

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