Gilligan's Internet

By: NoTYeS257@aol.com (perhaps)
Original: "Theme from Gilligan's Island"

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
about my virtual trip.
It started from my IBM
with a simple little click.

I tried to surf the Internet
but things did not go well.
I wound up in a chat room
with some cyber geeks from hell.
(He's trapped in cyber hell).

They won't shut up
I can't escape
this AOL nightmare.
If I sign up to Prodigy
I bet they'd find me there.
(Those geeks are everywhere.)

I'm stuck inside the World Wide Web
with weirdos I don't know.
I hit F1,
unplug the phone,
I can't click out
I can't click in.
It said SIT CHAT...
Oh my god!,
I'm trapped on the Internet!

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