Ghost Spammers in the Sky

By: Phoenix
Original: "Ghost Riders in the Sky" (Stan Jones)

An old marketer went scouting out one dark and windy day
Upon a site he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed souls he saw
A-plowin' through the ragged sky and up a Usenet draw

YIPPIE-YA-YAAEEEEEEE,
YIPPIE-YA-YOOOOOOOOO,
Ghost NANAE in the sky

Their mallets were still on fire and their wills were made of steel
Their cloaks were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him and as they thundered through the sky
For he saw who they were following hard and he heard their mournful cry

YIPPIE-YA-YAAEEEEEEE,
YIPPIE-YA-YOOOOOOOOO,
Ghost Spammers in the sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were burnt, their shirts all soaked with sweat
They're riding hard to flee that herd, but they ain't lost them yet
They've got to flee forever on that net up in the sky
On packrats snorting fire as they ride on hear them cry

YIPPIE-YA-YAAEEEEEEE,
YIPPIE-YA-YOOOOOOOOO,
Ghost Spammers in the sky

As the Spammers loped on by him he heard one call his name
"If you wanna save your soul from hell a-spamming on our range
Then ad-boy change your ways today or with us you will ride
A-tryin' to flee the NANAE herd across these endless skies"

YIPPIE-YA-YAAEEEEEEE,
YIPPIE-YA-YOOOOOOOOO,
Ghost Spammers in the sky

Last update: 25 July 2003
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