Core Dump Blues

By: Greg Boyd (1980!)

Well, my terminal's locked up,
  And I ain't got any Mail,
And I can't recall the last time
  That my program didn't fail.
I've stacks in my structs;
  I've got arrays in my queues;
I've got the:
  Segmentation violation -- Core dumped...
    blues.

Now if you think that it's nice
  That you get what you C,
Then go: illogical statement...
  With your whole family!
Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place
  With: Bus error... views;
I've got the:
  Segmentation violation -- Core dumped...
    Blues.

Well on a <"sophisticated" computer>
  Life should be a breeze,
But with <facilities mgr> in the house,
  Even magnetic tapes would freeze!
Now you might think that unlike <company>
  I'd know who I abuse;
But I've got the:
  Segmentation violation -- Core dumped...
    Blues.

(Fill in the <>'s to your heart's content.)

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