Carol of the Finals

Clusters are packed Print queues are stacked Programs are hacked No sleep's a fact
Printers won't print Yet one more stint Users will sprint (for) Any helpful hint	Main- Frame Has Hung!
"Error reading disk" User is pissed Consultants assist Paper is missed	Phones Ring! Rang! Rung!
No backups 'round User has frowned Text can be found Consultant is crowned	Smokers indoors Fumes clog my pores Stinks on both floors Breath deep outdoors!
Users are stressing Deadlines are pressing All staff's distressing Finals are here.
I am confessing User's depressing Downright oppressing Finals are here.
Have some very very hairy finals! Have some very very hairy finals!
Mainframe is DOWN! (DOWN!)

Last update: 25 July 2003
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