Auld Lang Spam

By: Wally Anglesea
Original: "Auld Lang Syne"

Should all the spammers be locked up?
Or made to pay a fine?
Should Wallace Sanford be strung up
and never more to shine?

Bill Mattocks was a lovely sight,
His mallet working fine
and Afterburner was a champ
he whacked a mole or nine

Old Salt was spammed but he fought back
He LARTED many a time,
And Richard "Cold Snake" was a star
He made them break their line

So here's to 1998,
We'll make the bastards whine,
We'll shut the spammers down and then
We'll have a real good time.

Last update: 06 May 2003
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