Ah Sanford Poor Sanford

By: Daniel Macks
Original: "Oh Captain, My Captain" (Walt Whitman)

Ah, Sanford. Poor Sanford!
Your spamming days are done.
All the backbones kicked you off.
Connections? You have none.
Bye bye, CP--no tears from me.
The net is all exulting.
With lots of lies and lawsuit threats
Stolen relays aplenty.
And oy! AGIS, AGIS, AGIS!
Savetrees servers fallen flat.
Why telnet hangs? They've no IPs!
"Want some fries with that?"

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