AB's Golden Mallet

By: Afterburner
Original: "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Back on the Net again,
Spammer sends his crap again.
Users get annoyed.
Crying, "Why must you waste this bandwidth so...oh-oh-oh?"

"The First Amendment says I can
Send you this unwanted spam."
Or so the spammer claimed
while he launched a copy of Extractor Pro...oh-oh-oh.

And as the spammer was mailing again
A voice came from behind...

LART LART
AB's Golden Mallet came down upon his head
LART LART
AB's Golden Mallet made him wish that he were dead

Last update: 06 May 2003
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