50 Ways to Lart a Spammer

By: Daniel Macks
Original: "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" (Simon & Garfunkle)

"The issue's all about Free Speach," he said to me.
The fact that we're all Net Natzis follows logically.
Oh but don't you know they're all full of hooey.
There must be 50 ways to lart a spammer.

They might start foaming at the mouth--it's quite a sight!
They may start claiming we'll be sued left and sued right.
But when I say "go ahead" they seem to vanish in the night.
They know we've got 50 ways to lart a spammer.

They'll forge a mail-bomb, Tom.
Troll us here on NANAE, Ray.
Threaten us with court, Mort.
Just listen to me.

Knock 'em off AOL, Mel.
Blow away their web, Deb.
Black-hole their ISP, Lee.
And set the 'net free.

Last update: 06 May 2003
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