12 Days of the Luser

By: unknown
Original: "12 Days of Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

Can I get on the internet for free?

On the second day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the third day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the fourth day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the fifth day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the sixth day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the seventh day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the eighth day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the ninth day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the tenth day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

1'm 50 l33t u c,
I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the eleventh day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

Make money fast!
1'm 50 l33t u c,
I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a luser said to me:

Why can't I log in?
Make money fast!
1'm 50 l33t u c,
I found rootshell, a hacker I will be!
How do you ftp warez?
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SHOUTING?
How do I use a chatroom?
Your server's down!
Where's the capslock key?
What's a password?
What the hell's a modem?
And can I get on the internet for free?

Last update: 06 May 2003
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