Trolling in the Newsgroups

By: Ron Ritzman
Original: "Smoking in the Boys Room"

[spoken while guitar plays]

You remember when you first started posting to usenet. You had all kinds of great ideas about how things should be done, right? Your ideas were well thought out and you yourself saw no flaw in them and why would there be any flaws? You're an unappreciated genius, right? Well, you present your ideas to the net and they get shot down. You are not a quitter to you continue to present them and you continue to get laughed at. It's not your fault, the cabal(tinc) is suppressing your genius so they can keep on controlling Usenet. So what to you do? Let's sing...

[sung]

Hangin' with the net.kooks planning an attack
Hit them where it hurts, you know where that's at
The cabal(tinc) runs the net like the pharoes ran the Niles
I know what to do, lets call them "pedophiles"

Trolling in the newsgroups
Trolling in the newsgroups
Net-guru don't you fill me, up with your rules
Everybody knows that trolling on the net ain't cool

Checking all the servers, looking for a hole.
We want to post our trolls so our names no one will know
If our plug is pulled, we will holler "censorship"
And we will netscum.net who-ever gave the tip

Trolling in the newsgroups
Trolling in the newsgroups
Net-guru don't you fill me, up with your rules
Everybody knows that trolling on the net ain't cool

Grubor is our god and Colon is our priest
Ricardo is our rabbi, he flames the Libyan beast
Boursey is our spokesman, he posts to hell and back
Enlow always tells us, better pink then slack

Trolling in the newsgroups
Trolling in the newsgroups
Net-guru don't you fill me, up with your rules
Everybody knows that trolling on the net ain't cool

Chris Lewis is a Nazi, we must let them know
That Usenet homosexuals must not have control
But they won't listen too us, they laugh in our face
So we will keep on trolling until we win the race.

Trolling in the newsgroups
Trolling in the newsgroups
Net-guru don't you fill me, up with your rules
Everybody knows that trolling on the net ain't cool

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