Mamma Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Spammers

By: R. J. Scott
Original: "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys" (Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelon)

Chorus:

Mamma don't let your babies grow up to be spammers
Don't let them spam or scam for an easy buck
Make 'em be honest and truthful and such
Mamma don't let your babies grow up to be spammers
They'll never tell the truth and they're always alone
And never have someone to love

Spammers are sleasy and greasy and they smell of old mold
They're slimy and sleaszy and do anything for gold
Millions of Email and thousands of scam and each night
Begins a new fraud
He tells you its free speech you tell him he's wrong
He'll probably just spam away

Chorus

A spammer loves stealing and spamming our servers so bold
Cockroaches and slugs is their favorite dinner I'm told
Such a low life and sleeze so lowely that that murderers, thieves
And such wont take him.
He's not kind he's just slimey and his greed won't let him
Do things to make you think he's right.

Chorus

Last update: 25 July 2003
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